Thursday, April 9, 2009

I love you hipster mummymonk.



not even kidding.

anna says I have to credit her because she actually met this monk, apparently he kills all good knock knock jokes with his deathly silence. I wasn't aware there were good knock knock jokes. 

Monday, April 6, 2009

I'm a hideous lazy blogger. Don't deny it.

And by the way, I don't care how much I have previously declared love for you - if I ever see you wearing a furry vest consider yourself disowned. If Karl Lagerfeld cannot make a fur vest look wearable brilliant neither can you. You are not Karl. You never will be. Although to be honest I hate it when my English teacher yells at me for making new words up. Protokeatic should be a word, thankyouvery much. When I point out that Shakespeare invented new words all the time she always gives me the 'You are not Shakespeare' line and it annoys me very much so. Anyone could be freaking Shakespeare given the chance and space to grow but apparently NCEA NZQA shit don't allow for creative freedom over the dictionary and english alphabet. From now on, protokeatic is a word. Use it freely as you will in whatever context you can imagine and don't credit me because crediting pisses me off. 

I can't remember the point of that random speel but I think oh, yeah, I hate it when people say things like that - the only exception being when I tell people they are not Karl. They never will be. Also the abundance of fat girls with platinum hair  and bright clothes trying to be Agyness Deyn, They are not Agyness Deyn and anyone is free to tell them this or yell this to them out of car windows. Example: 


Also, down below, I actually wish this right here had been me, sadly I do not live in Toronto. I'm pretty sure though that this piece of graffiti will soon become the new ian curtis wall, not that Toronto has an ian wall but still, if they did, it would. It's awesome. 


credit because people yowl like nightcats  if you don't give it and I am usually a nice person to alphabetsoupstudio for the picture. However not really because they didn't make the wall awesome, they just took a photograph on it and now are getting all the love and praise. Wtf is up with that shit.