Best. Movie. Ever.

What am I watching? Ghost house? Hell no. Guess again.

LIFE SIZE

Not only does this movie star Lindsay Lohan AND Tyra Banks it also features shopping with some of the most amazing and 80's-90's-full outfits I have ever seen. The poofy dress with macrame butterflies? AY MAY ZING.

Despite a 5.3 rating on IMDB.com, honestly, I give this film a perfect 10, at the very least, 9.5. Basically, it's about a Casey, who loses her mom and tries interesting voodoo magic stuff to bring her back when she accidentally brings back her Eve doll, which is pretty much like a black barbie who can handle ANYTHING. Well, so she says. Basically Eve sings alot and brings joy and love when she finds out her dolls are failing in sales so she wants to go back to Sunnyvale. This movie has everything. Including a Razzle Dazzle Raincoat.

Which brings me to my next topic, the importance of a good raincoat. Imagine if you were out in the rain with a regular coat, it just wouldn't work. It would soak and be nasty and you would get wet and cold. One should always carry a good raincoat, or if you don't carry a good raincoat you should carry an umbrella. In a happy color.

YES

NO

good stuff

mm gotta have some more of these CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS

THIS IS BLOODY HUGE!

;D

no, not in that sense, in the sense that MY BLOG HAS A FOLLOWER!!!
You too should follow! one day many will!

OH WAIT
its someone (ZACH?) from Bang Bang Eche who probably thinks we are stalkers
WELL WE ARE, no, we aren't. We are just good people.
But the fact that you located this blog while in NY is fantastic. I feel famous.
Whilst I/we find it incredibly funny that you googled yourselves, I do it often so all is redeemed.

Answers to questions below:

Who are you people: Man, I don't know. Seriously. It's freaking me out here. Actually, I do know, we are two-- well, one typing this at the moment female humans from Christchurch, New Zealand. We like 2 dolla rice and limited edition sneakers and watching old lindsay lohan movies, ie; LIFE SIZE! WITH TYRA BANKS!

Are our names real? I am not sure. Are yours?

im not stupid

im not stupid, please dont think I am.

also im not rich or happy or pretty or good or funny or sane but I dont think im stupid and that is what I want not to be.

mind

imagine a wall of televisions turned up on high color, high volume so its cdeafening and your ears are ringing and your eyes burn lobster because of the colors so that when you close your eyes you can see spots of light and imagine thai dancers who you aren't sure if they are actually people or if they are thai or vietnamese and the world spins and you are surrounded by hummingbirds that are actually needles and people are actually clouds and theres a beating heart noise like when you get swallowed by silence and its like being deep underwater and you can hear a heart and see all the colors and youre spinning round and around and bombs filled with retina are exploding with colors and you feel like youre high or made of little bits of sellotape and thats why you start shaking and psychadellic noise is making you confused in the background and to the left its all one color and you don't know if you should go there because it might be confusingly simple and you let yourself be swallowed by music you cant really hear and then you are gone.

Dear Bang!Bang! Eche

Dear B!B!E!

We stalk you. Wait, that doesn’t sound friendly. We don't really stalk you, but we have been to 87% of your Christchurch shows. We can’t afford it when you go to fancy places, not to say that Christchurch isn’t fancy. You probably have met us; because of our tendency to come 1-2 hours early to each gig and generally act strangely once we get there. Plus, we were at your first gig. Or, what we like to think was your first gig. That’s love. Also, we know the original words to Nikee and sing them along whenever you play it because they are kind of superior whatever anyone else says. Well! Enough with the flattery, if you considered that flattery, we hear that you will be playing in New York at CMJ08, and there are a number of bands on the list performing that we would love to stalk but lack opportunity to do so! (we promise to still stalk you firstly in our hearts though).
We propose we GO WITH YOU!?!?!?!

Okay, first of all it’s NEW YORK and we know our way around, plus we know our way to a secret sneaker store which is pretty much awesome. Also, we can get you free accommodation. We know people. Also, T'Nealle is somewhat small sized so she WILL get mugged. We can prevent this. We will also shout you kebabs or something when there, and pay for our own air fares and fees and some of yours if we feel like it. We probably wont, but we might. Also, we can cook. Well, Anna can, she makes mean banana chocolate chip muffins which are actually amazing, not gross ones like you might think they sound like. If you do not like banana, she can also make mince. Good mince. Also, we have cameras. Two cameras, $500 nice cameras so we could be your photographers/chef/bodyguard/entertainment ;D. Kidding about the entertainment. But if you get bored we can try and tap dance and probably fall over which would be fun to watch, none of us have much tap dance experience.

Also, Megan knows how to hail a cab. And we own watches so we can make sure you are on time or carry you some juice if you decide you need juice, and juice with pulp is really expensive in american so WE CAN BUY IT FOR YOU!!. Also, as we are from Christchurch we will be a lovely taste of home. We will wear swandrai and those obnoxious katmandhu puffer jackets with crusaders jerseys so you do not miss home. We will even source and purchase Vogels at your request. Also, we can promote you. Ever hear of Charles Greyhatski?
Didn’t think so. You see, he didn’t have us promoting for him, now nobody knows he exists. Not even his mother. Seriously, try googling him, you’ll get nothing.

Think about it.
Yours truly,
Anna Lucia and Megan Eloise.