Thursday, January 29, 2009

Bang Bang, Shoot Shoot?

inspired; http://annaintheelements.blogspot.com

1. Smart design.

And I don't mean fridges that beep when you touch them while simultaneously saving 6 rare pink fairy armadillos with smart energy, or insert apple product here.



2. Music.

Music can make everyone happy. Candyland, by CocoRosie helps me to dream and A Minor Incident, by Badly Drawn Boy is like a really good meatloaf and a cup of milk.

4. Spending Money

Why? The blood rush, the thrill of a new thing, the building up of self worth based on posessions and cost. I would spend money on these Marlène cloth suitcases in a second.

4. Sarcasm.

Although none of this has been. Maybe the meatloaf bit, i've never had a really good meatloaf.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

11:11

I was born at the time of 11:11 on October the Eighth. I think this explains my awesome and secret powers, and also my facination with this wonderous number.

I'm so glad to find people who are also experiencing this strange occurence. For as long as I can remember 11:11 has been coming into my life twice a day. And it's always happening at the same time each day, slightly after 11:10 and just before 11:12. I can sit there for hours sometimes, staring at my clock, and then mystically, magically, spiritually, there it is, 11:11 appears to me, and barely 60 seconds of this bizarre episode pass by and, without any reasoning, just as unexplainable as the rising of the sun or the appearance of the moon, it just disappears. This must mean something. I've been keeping a log of the events for the past eleven years and eleven months and after carefully running the results through my PC I have found that 11:11 is appearing once every twelve hours. And it is happening twice a day. Every damn day, just like clockwork, since my records began.

I started my research by multiplying the number of occurences in each day by the number of days in the year and my result, my mystic number, generated as 728. I then spent eleven days trying to manipulate this number into revelealing the date God will either appear to humnan kind of destroy the Earth or we'll all become spiritually aware of something, but then I realised I got my sums wrong and the actual number should have been 730. Even with with this new number, I was still shooting mathematical blanks, until eleven hours of research and discussion with like minded people on internet chat rooms revealed a new avenue for me to explore... leap years. I'd become so obsessed with the number 11 I'd totally overlooked the occurence of leap years. With this new information, plus an increase in my medication, everything fell into place. 11:11 was happening 732 times in a leap year. This was the hypothetical trigger to my mathematical smoking gun. 7 + 3 + 2 = 12. My number was 12. 12 months in a year. I typed the number 12 into my PC, I also broke the number into the two key digits, 1 and 2, and ran some formulas with startling results. My base figure of 12 minus the 1 came out as, believe it or not, yes, 11.

I then multiplied it by the remaining 2 but this came to nothing, but then I realised, it meant two 11s, let me show, you, 11 11. That's right, this was no coincidence, scientific data actually proved the reason behind 11:11. This was it, I'd found the secret. Plus, February has 28 days, which means the 11:11 event happens 56 times, and 5 + 6 becomes, wait for it, 11! Apart from the leap year, which really makes no sense what-so-ever! Wow! So I think from that it's pretty obvious some major event is going to happen at 11:11 during the next leap year in the month of February, probably on the 11th day. Either that or it will be the 11th day of the 11th month, they're both good guesses.

Stay true believers.