According to one Maori rights activist, Anna Lucia Rumbold,
The Harry Potter Conspiracy Theory. Chapter 7: Gibbon
During my fourth form year at secondry school, I had the misfortune of coming across the ‘woman’ whom I believe to be the Death Eater, Gibbon. The Death Eater, Gibbon, was mentioned only once in the Harry Potter Series, towards the end of ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’ where it is mentioned that he assaulted persons within Hogwarts and accidentally was murdered by fellow Death Eater Thorfinn Rowle. I believe this to be a lie, covering up the horrific truth.
There is much evidence that points to said Death Eater, Gibbon, in fact being a fourth form teacher of mine. I in fact believe that Gibbon staged his own death, retreated in to exile, only return as a woman Social Studies teacher.My first reason to believe that Gibbon is an ex-Death Eater in exile is that Gibbon the Death Eater was a man, and Gibbon the Social Studies teacher is a woman. It has become obvious to myself and fellow classmates, throughout this year, that Gibbon is infact a terribly disguised male. She is constantly talking in a voice that is barely recognisable as a womans, and has an adams apple so large she has earned her self a spot in the Guinness World Record Book. I conclude, that after faking his death, Gibbon sought out top plastic surgeons to change is body into that of a womans, thus hiding his true form more effectively.
Another thing I noticed from my intrepid investigations of this case, was the personality similarities between both Death Eater Gibbon and Social Studies Gibbon. At the time of Gibbon’s death, he was currently at Hogwarts school attacking young pupils that attended, and also teachers. He was prejudice against children, muggle-borns and werewolves. Now, as a suspected female Social Studies teacher, Gibbon is just as horrible to students and is discriminative of any race and culture apart from her own. Seeing the linkage?
So, you may now be wondering why Gibbon would choose the job of a Social Studies teacher? Imagine this, you have been in exile for a huge number of years, avoiding capture by aurors, moving all around the world. Social Studies is probably the only subject you are barely intelligent enough to teach. It makes all the more sense as we go along.So, I conclude this chapter now, emploring you to see, that clearly, Gibbon is still living amongst us. Although now a woman, and a Death Eater in disguise, he is still an immense threat, and should be treated with disgust.- Anna Rumbold.
