Top 10 Bands/Musical Artists That Should Be Hit By Tsunamis

1. Nickleback

For being crap in general, and being incredibly crazy rich despite the 'music' they produce.

2. Hinder.

Remember that lips of an angel song? Yeah. Not only was it about cheating on your girlfriend, and how it was okay because she had like 'lips of an angel' but also they sound just like Nickleback. I'm pretty sure it's the same guys just making a new band to make more money.

3. Jefree Star

Nothing but a big ball of scene and ego. Actually, he should be number one. I have nothing against homosexuality, nor pink hair but not only is this guy gender confused, he's also genre confused. Wtf is this shit supposed to go under anyway? It sounds like pedophile big headed rap with a mix of techno thrown in. I don't even understand where he got the idea he could sing, probably a result of that pink hair dye and hairspray killing all his braincells, rendering him useless to logical thought process. That would also explain these following lyrics.

"Asian tourists scream when I walk down the street-They worship me like Jesus, praying at my feet"

"Diamond fingernails and 8 inch heels-Niggaz on death row request me for their last meals"

4. Panic! At the Disco

I don't care if they have improved. They will never be forgiven for a) having been the definition of emo, b) having annoyingly long song names, c) I write sins, not tragedies. Nuff Said.

5. Hollywood Undead

Honestly, would anyone miss them? with names like 'Charlie Scene' and 'Johnny 3 Tears' it would almost be a crime against humanity to keep them off this list.

6. PCD

I kept them until number 6 because they amuse me with lyrics such as 'I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons baybay' 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me' and my all time fav, "When I grow up, I wanna have boobies" They have slutted up the face of girlpower and send contradicting messages to their pre-teen fans. "I don't need a man' - followed by whatever slutty single they sent out after that.

7. Billy-Ray Cyrus

I'm offering a dolla mixture reward for his freshly decapitated corpse.

8. Miley Cyrus

Because nobody but the Jonas Brothers would miss her, and because if you have fans in diapers and you are 15 years old you shouldn't take soft porn myspace whore pictures and have them 'leaked' or 'hacked out of your iphone' every 20 minutes. I'm not going on a Cyrus hate wagon here, but seriously, listen to 7 Things I hate about you (Which btw rips of one of my all time best ever movie choices! D:) and you'll know what I mean.

9. The Jonas Brothers

So nobody would miss Miley Cyrus. Also, imagine the hoards of girls screaming and crying.

10. Lil Wayne

Amazing. Somehow this guy managed to bypass evolution. Chimp or man?

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Air Supply - Even heavily overweight 40+ women who are desperate for love bypass Air Supply ballads. It's true.

Heidi Montag - Yes. She sings.

Aiden - Duh.

Kiss - for covering up the fact that they suck with xtrm amounts of makeup.