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I really like yawning, how lovely is it that when people yawn other people yawn out of empathy, its like a documentary I watched about apes in the deep jungle and someone filmed them and when one yawned they all yawned to show empathy, how nice of them!

At the court we are taught that mirroring a persons body language makes them feel more comfortable, and therefore they are more likely to divulge information and act friendlier. It's magical that there are more languages than just speaking, inflection, pace, accent, expression posture everything! imagine if some wrote you a sonnet that was like butterflies on paper and soft petals and drunk slurring or some romantic shit like that and recited it to you. It was meant to be nice see, but it would sound stupid. It's like a translation of something in google translator, the words are all jumplpey and it always mentions urns instead of turtles and you can rarely get the vague idea because it wasn't meant to ever be in that language, and you lazy fools just wanted a quick shortcut of communication. Well, that writing probably wasn't meant to be spoken.

Feelings and words are different languages and they just don't fit together well. Also I find it impossibly hard to communicate my ideas within the restraints of the english language, whats worse is when people then criticize you for making up new words, or new meanings for words that mean something else ie; dishwasher liquid or yell at you for having impossibly long sentences. I happen to have a romance with the comma and don’t intend on moving on in the near future, thankyouverymuch.Also, they always tell you 'you aren't Shakespeare'. Shit. Really? thanks a lot. I was really going through an identity crisis Here.
Thanks. Lifesaver.

Love and kisses, Will.